PITTSBURGH: Jag Unable to Call Cops

[Anonymous submission received 01.13.22]

Our crew spent the other night painting and covering up Patriot Front stickers around East Liberty. Some uppity jag in a brand new Audi pulled up and threatened to call the cops. One of us walked up to try and de-escalate.

With the jag’s attention focused on our homie approaching the driver side window, the other two of us casually circled around the vehicle. The jag didn’t realize we were giving him an out, not the other way around.

He pulled out his phone, probably expecting us to scatter as he dialed. But three slashed tires later he quickly agreed to just call a tow truck instead, and we agreed to go home. We changed clothes and got home safe.

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